Three healthy dinner options

1. A Kit Kat.

2. Two Kit Kats.

3. Two Kit Kats, and a coffee.

Okay, not doing so well here. Time to take that popular advice and "write what I know":

Three healthy dinner FOPtions:

1. A Kit Kat consumed while wearing a monocle.

2. A Kit Kat consumed while wearing a top hat.

3. A Kit Kat consumed while wearing a monocle and a top hat.